May 2013
“Boys trying to touch my junk junk/Gonna smack him if he gets to drunk drunk”
– Maya Angelou (via sodomies)
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
221bec:
professionalmisandrist:
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
DRUNK ME AFTER 1 AM
howdoiputthisgently:
I don’t think gaga and B were joking when.... →
I don’t think gaga and B were joking when
growlithed:
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third...
meme4u:
