Boys trying to touch my junk junk/Gonna smack him if he gets to drunk drunk– Maya Angelou (via sodomies)
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
DRUNK ME AFTER 1 AM
I don’t think gaga and B were joking when.... →
I don’t think gaga and B were joking when
growlithed: i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third...