Welcome to my silly life...

Miley speaks for us all.

Boys trying to touch my junk junk/Gonna smack him if he gets to drunk drunk

“

—	Maya Angelou (via sodomies)

sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

heyfunniest:

Oh Japan.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

foodtrucker:

this looks like the cover to every indie album ever